The Nettle's Seasonal Sale

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You can visit my new home at:
www.thelucidblog.com

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It seems everyone is selling collections of everything at rock bottom prices and I'd hate to be the one not jumping on the bandwagon.

Welcome to:

The Nettle's Seasonal Sale

This package has everything you'll need to keep you smiling right into the new year.

Including:

- Every article I ever wrote, in Word format, zipped into one downloadable package

- For the first time ever, I'm also including every piece of coursework I completed for my high school exams 10 years ago! This is an exclusive piece of my personal history and is not available anywhere else*

- 100+ cover discs from Happy PC magazine. Includes 1000's of demo's and apps from years gone by**

- Three buttons and a toothpick I found under my desk this morning. Still covered in their original dust.


...And There's More!


My acquaintance, Billy Nomates has agreed to include the entire contents of his garden shed.

- Rusty tools

- Half-finished art projects from 1973

- 2500 samples of Naivea Hand Cream***


Perfect stocking fillers!


And This Just In...


Bill Gates has agreed to throw in a working version of Windows XP. Yes, you guessed it, THIS IS NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE.

All of this can be your for the incredibly low price of $4.95

But hurry! If you don't buy this before 25th December, the price might**** go up.


Click here to purchase The Nettle's Seasonal Sale NOW


* You might be able to find this in the archives of some department of education somewhere. Maybe. You'd have to hunt around a bit though and most of the schools and govermental offices are closed for Christmas.

** Some discs have coffee cup stains on them and/or have been used as frisbees. No guarantee can be given that these CD's will work

*** May be out of date

**** It won't